Friday, January 21, 2011

Alright people, I'm doing this again. Here ya go.

I don't know why but I love this picture.

Most Disappointing Movie

-The Expendables
-The American
-Harry Potter 7
-The Last Airbender

Winner- The American.
Honestly just watch the trailer and you've seen the only parts worth staying awake for. However this is my personal pick, but if I wanted to please the audience I'd say The Last Airbender was really disappointing. 

The Die in a Fire Award

-Julia Roberts
-Jennifer Anniston
-Michael Cera
-Megan Fox

Winner- Jennifer Anniston.
Unfunny, untalented, unneeded, overused. 

Worst Movie Award
-Standing Ovation
-Sorcerer’s Apprentice
-Sex and the City 2
-A Nightmare On Elm St

Winner- Standing Ovation.
For the few of you who were unfortunate enough to see this you would have seen what I consider to be the worst movie I've ever seen. The worst part is I should've never seen this, I should've been screening Inception instead. Basically this movie is a really shitty Disney wanna be show made into a full length torture of a film. 

Most Overused Idea

-Spy Movies
-Tyler Perry
-Everything 3D
-Talking animals

Winner- Everything in 3D.
 Otherwise known as the Avatar effect. No one can even do it right either. Stop converting to 3D, it looks like shit. Just use 3D cameras, that's why Avatar's 3D was so nice. However I must say working at a movie theater really effects my decision on this one. Otherwise I'd say spy movies.

Coolest Movie Title

-Trash Humpers
-Bitch Slap
-I Spit on Your Grave
-Make-out With Violence

Winner- Trash Humpers.
Need I say more?

Biggest Surprise Award

-A-Team
-How to Train Your Dragon
-Chloe
-Tangled

Winner- A-Team.
This was a huge surprise. I went in expecting to hate it and walked out with a grin on my face. This movie knew exactly what it wanted to be and lived to its full potential.

The Called It Award

-Skyline blowing ass
-Scott Pilgrim Flopping
-The Last Airbender Flopping
-Inception raping everything

Winner- The Last Airbender
 Amidst everyone so happy to see it I knew it was going to tank. Limited trailer cuts, huge budget, overwhelming advertising,and M Knight Shamalandomanja. Who couldn't see it coming a mile off.

2011 Predictions

-Sucker Punch will be amazing
-Thor will bomb and suck
-More Avatar wanna-bes and more 3d
-Toy Story 3 wanna-bes

My Top Ten

10. The Girl Who Played With Fire

9. Kick- Ass

8. Despicable Me

7. A Team

6. How To Train Your Dragon

5. True Grit

4. Inception

3. Black Swan

2.127 Hours 

1. The Social Network

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